Life, in all its
beautifully
messy glory.

A chaotic, weird, and wild adventure — and way more fun than you'd actually think.

Read the poem — with love, and cold coffee ☕

"the small stuff that keeps the wheels turning"

the poem

Life

a field guide to winging it

Life's a bit like a DIY project with no manual — half the time you're just winging it with a cold coffee in hand.

It's the "Check Engine" light that glows at the worst time, And those 3 AM thoughts you didn't actually plan. One minute you're winning, feeling top of the world, The next, you're just hunting for one matching sock. It's messy and loud, a beautiful blur, Moving way faster than the hands on the clock.

You'll trip over hurdles you didn't see coming, Then find a $20 bill in your old winter coat. It's a series of "oops" and "aha!" moments, Keeping your sanity barely afloat.

But hey, it's the small stuff that keeps the wheels turning — A joke that lands right, or a sky painted pink. It's a chaotic, weird, and wild adventure, And way more fun than you'd actually think.

fin.

chapter two

Life, in a nutshell.

Every phase comes with its own trade-offs. Energy, money, and nap-time keep trading places — and that's sort of the whole joke.

productive human ↔ professional couch potato

Phase	Reality
Childhood	Unlimited energy, zero money, nap-time rebellion.
Adulthood	Constant fatigue, some money, nap-time is now a luxury.
The Goal	Finding a balance between "productive human" and "professional couch potato."

pro-tip

"Don't take it too seriously — nobody gets out alive anyway."

so laugh a little louder today.

Life, in all its beautifully messy glory.

Life

Life, in a nutshell.

Life, in all its
beautifully
messy glory.